Country Dictionary

A guy who can give himself oral sex

"Damn, I heard Ron Jeremy can suck his own dick!" "What? How can the greatest male pornstar ever be a hedgehog?!?"

One who is a cow rapist

I caught the stiddle and I blew a cap in his ass

"fucked"

i fuxxored your mom

Crazy, off the wall, totally nuts. This comes from the show Nickelodeon Guts and the agro crag - a totally nuts muontain full of fury.

whoah man, that party was so ag.

a good description for most of my farts

fAAAAAArt oo, nice bass fart

a person that uses illegal substances e.g pot

oi druggy u got ne blow?

1) your anushole. 2) meal prepared by making a ring of meat 3) musical artist

1) joel likes to stick long vegetables in his beefdonut 2) me: gross dude, what the fuck is that shit? some guy: guy! that's a beefdonut! 3) me: hi beefdonut, whenz your new album coming out? beefdonut: never, i am a lazy ass