Country Dictionary

when you shoot a girl in the back with a load and it dries overnight. in the morning you peel it off and feed it to her for breakfast potato chip style

i fed holly a califrnia potato chip

A shrub Two dipshit U.S. presidents

George H.W. Bush - a real fuck up "Dubya" - the worst fuck up of all. Bush family - should all burn in hell.

when something reely peeny (see definition) happens to a person they are in a ruined state.

you toggled out on an ugly chick. soo ruined

Small rodent-like animal found on Rottnest Island, just of the coast of West Australia. They tend to trash hotel rooms if you leave the door open.

That quokka just tipped over the bin! Catch it!!!

what i go mining for when i am bored at work

cripes... look at the size of that nose goblin. it's all green and bloody

It means you're gay. Standard P45rant answer to all of lifes questions.

It means you're gay.

used for comparison. the second best, or second worst thing in all the universe

-it is colder than a motherfucker out here. -it is hotter than a motherfucker in here -this burger is tastier than a motherfucker -god damn, that byatch is finer than a motherfucker.