A fork of Rural Dictionary
The process of saying two words at once in an accidental manor.
''Shuck off you hairy cats bollock (Shit+Fuck= Shuck), oh no, i did a cathello.''
A device that is worn by an "over used" woman to retain the vagina skin from excessivley sagging.
"ah that guy was too big for me last night, good thing i got this groodle otherwise my beefy curtains would have been all over the joint."
A tiny sponge used on the end of a small stick to extract the semen from ones belly button after a masterbation accident.
''someone pass me that foodlegurd, your mum just walked past'' "ah damn, i wish i had a foodlegurd yesterday, my belly button has turned green."