A fork of Rural Dictionary
Cockney Rhyming slang (Cockney=Amusing London Dialect, for all you thick arse americans...That's LONDON...ENGLAND...understand?). Commonly accepted to mean a person of the jewish faith. Derivation follows from 'four wheel skid' = 'Yid' = Yiddisher' = person of the jewish faith. Also called 'four wheeler'. Presumably in the modern age it is only a matter of time before they are called 4x4 incidents!
"Did you know that Heimi over there was a four wheel skid?" "No, I knew he was a tight bastard, but I just thought he came from Bedford"
As this is the urban dictionary, I suppose the best definition would be 'sticking something up your arse'! More specifically and for those of a more 'technically minded' nature, it is the use of suppositories or pessaries (hence killing at least one myth, that the 'pessary' is a small bird that lives in New Zealand!..that's a cassowary).
Balanism doesn't usually have anything to do with masturbation or marsupials, contrary to popular misconception.
1. To try to get away with doing very little work, whilst looking very busy. 2. To sit in an office all day doing as little as possible, whilst simultaneously pontificating like Jean Paul Sartre on acid, and attempting to be a pseudo cheese eating surrender monkey. 3. To eat large quantities of fast food, have a fondness for solar powered garden gnomes, be a lardy person and come from Essex. Generally to be a 'grown up Frog chav' of very little taste and a proponderance for Burberry Ties (worn to hold up the trousers!).
" Hey King of Zogs, you going to do anything today?" "No I'm just Skammin' it, might go down the pub for a beer and a gauloise later, if I can bother my left wing, psuedo intellectual arse to do so. Also one might actually need to persuade a patron to buy me a beer as I'm far to tight to buy one myself!" "Watch out for the feathered rats, they kill anything that doesn't move!"
1. Defined as a plural noun for a group of imbeciles, cretins, idiots, fucktards, morons, Bedfordians etc. Any group of people of a generally fuck-witted nature. 2. Pussii (from the plural of pussys, which is a bit of an ugly word) 3. Anyone predisposed in a western, liberal democracy (presuming of course, that the majority is always correct?). To vote for anyone on the basis of anything they are 'informed of' by the media/text message from their mate (a big brother watcher!).
"Look at those bufoniform weirdos, what a bunch of twats"...said by a train passenger when approaching Bedford (England) train station. got offered a twosome last night by the missus, problem was she invited her mate from Bedford so I had to turn it down due to one half of it being beastiality...Shame would have been a nice "twat fest" otherwise. "I voted for Tony Blair"!
English word for tax payers money paid out to (normally) foreign, work shy bastards who come to the UK because they were 'opressed' in their own country. More enlightened individuals understand why the scrounging fucks were 'oppressed'. It's called being a 'drain on society. Sensible countries send these scum to us as we are too 'politically Correct' to shoot the fuckers in the head/ Stop them reproducing.
All arabs that come to the UK are just dole scrounging Bastards
A medium sized town in Northamptonshire, England. Used to be a one horse town until the horse was killed and eaten by the huge horde of East European scum that have infested the place lately (much like the rest of England really). The town was formerly populated by a large contingent from the Indian sub-continent, but these have mostly left, as they have realised that everyone is on to them, since those tossers Blair and Bush started their 'war on anyone arabic looking'!. Unfortunately the town has gone even further downhill in recent times due to the influx of drug dealing 'Psuedo' Africans and aforesaid East Europeans. Very few indiginous locals left in the area, and those that are all look confused as virtually no-one speaks English anymore. It's not really worth the effort of visiting, unless you are looking for a reason to feel depressed and suicidal. The only good thing about Wellingborough is that it isn't Bedford!
Ivanya: "When I was coming to England, I was having to decide between living in Bedford or Wellingborough" Lech: "and why were you choosing the Wellingborough?" Ivanya; " Well I was deciding that I would not need to be learning the English in Wellingborough as they all speak the Poleska, also in the Bedford they would just be wanting me there to improve the stock in their inbred gene pool"
Any woman with a slight moustache, usually of Meditarranean or middle eastern origins. Hence the invention of the 'Habib' or veil.
"I think my wife has been using my razor on her legs again as it was blunt this morning" "Are you sure, after all her family live in the Edgeware Road, she could just be baffona?"