Country Dictionary

A very good cocktail if you want to have a hard time staying asleep.

A good method of suicide.

I accidentally took more of the Nitey-Nite Cocktail than I was suppose to take. "Oops"

Parental Guidance when it comes to movies.

G, PG and PG-13 movies sucks.

Tormenting the hell out of someone

1. Helping my mom choose her glasses, knowing that my taste in glasses sucks big-time and then making her get that pair of glasses.

2. Strapping my ex-boss to a chair and make him watch the Saints-Bears pre-season game of 97, over and over again, until he begs for mercy.

Gray or red bushy-tailed rodent.

My pet squirrel has been featured on the Trident commercials.

Grey or red bushy-tailed rodent.

My pet squirrel, Squirrely is featured on the Trident commercials, look for him

Fast food place mainly dealing with Tacos.

Don't eat at Pepe's or Taco Bell, because they put Puppy chow in the tacos.

Learning meaningful stuff while you're in school

"Say no to drugs, stay in school and get a good education."

Nancy Reagan's 1985 Anti-Drug campaign.