Country Dictionary

n. The resulting gunk that forms in a pussy when the girl screws too many guys, or wipes her ass back to front.

Tiny Tina couldn't remember not to wipe her butt front to back so she became a factory of yeast.

n. A grandmother's nickname. n. A regular at pageant message boards, usually leaving messages that aren't that funny.

Who left that stupid post? Oh, ok..it was Meemaw.

When a transexual secretly dates unknowing men, as a woman, and pulls out her dick just as the guy starts to have sex.

Linda looked so perfect and just as I was playing with her tits she pulled a tranny-surprise.

A dick; penis; not a vagina.

Hey Rex, do you wanna suck my manwand?

The small discharge that sometimes happens after a long session of anal, except a few hours later, and unexpectedly.

Patty: "I was just sitting there watching TV and all the sudden I farted and it was a condoleeza rice of a time in my panties." Friend: "At least you get anal."

Of or pertaining to a lesbian. Like a lesbian.

You know, Terri's short haircut really is dykey.

n. An actor who, through an out-of-nowhere comeback in a very popular movie, becomes wildly famous after doing nothing good with their career for many, many, many, many years, only to become nothing once again.

Ouch, he just has become a Travolta.