A fork of Rural Dictionary
a novel idea; from Thomas Edison and his inventions.
Dude, I just had an edison--let's pregame at Matty's house and then go out to the bars.
penis, popularized by comedian Dennis Miller (also spelled shwance)
I jerked off my schwance and shot scroatmeal all over.
The act of placing a pubic hair on a can of Coke, popularized by Clarence Thomas doing it to Anita Hill and coined by The Daily Show years later.
Anita Hill was about to drink her can of Coke when she noticed Clarence Thomas gave her the furry pop top.
SHort Man pANTS.
Capri pants worn by men that are too long to be considered shorts but too short to be considered pants and too gay to be considered acceptable. Popular with gay men and black men or any metrosexual dude who has nice ankles to show off.
When you open your mouth and seal it around another person's butthole and then they proceed to fart in your mouth.
I puffed a french cigar last night with my girl.