A fork of Rural Dictionary
Friend with benefit zoned or zoned out as a lover or fling.
Damn the other day I got slutzoned by Ryan... I thought there was something there
When you see or hear something so stupid it makes you Bruh Seizure; similar to a facepalm but more extreme. When you portray a bruh seizure, you shake and repeat “bruh” over and over.
Teacher: you have 2 essays due tomorrow Brody: dude I’m gonna have a bruh seizure
The day Uni and College apps are due. Full of stress and terror.
Ugh, it's almost January 15th and I haven't got started on my application!
Female version of incel, but instead of expecting sex, they expect perfection and romance. Basically they can’t not be sensitive and not expect love. Most of them don’t know how to properly interact with the other gender without feeling weird or disgusted but then expect the guy to treat them right.
“Why can’t I get a boyfriend :((?” “Because you’re a fucking outcel, bitch”