Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Living on Pluto

When, in an attempt to sleep with someone, you fail and end up "just friends". Short for Plutonic.

Guy 1: So what's the story with you and Emily, any action yet?

Guy 2: Nope. Lliving on pluto.

by SammyNyc July 12, 2009

Goin' hiking

Cheating on your wife.

Honey, I'm Goin' hiking on the appalacian trail! These senate sessions are just wearing me out.

by SammyNyc July 10, 2009

chocotize

To fill yourself with chocolate.

After breaking up with Harry, Brenda felt an urgent need to be chocotized.

by SammyNyc July 10, 2009

Moron Majority

noun: any conservative, evangelic, Ideologue who considers themselves to be holier-than-though. usu Rebublican.

There goes the hypcrites from the Moron Majority telling us we're all going to hell.

by SammyNyc July 11, 2009