A fork of Rural Dictionary
Being so lazy, you spend the entire day horozontal. Usually involves a bed or couch.
I spent all day power lounging. ..I didn't even get up to pee.
The inability to poop anywhere except home.
I can never poop at work or in a public place, due to my safe potty syndrome. Iām always stuck holding it all day until I finally get home. š¤¦š¼ āļøš¤·š¼ āļø