A fork of Rural Dictionary
A holiday that occurs every 365 days in celebration of freedom from the mother's womb.
My birthday is on December 9th.
a day to celebrate that you havent died in in the last year
"its my birthday!" "Whoopdy fucking doo"
the day signifying that you're another year closer to your eventual and innevitable decay.
the one time of year when all the random kids from 8th grade feel like they should post on your wall because they'll be a good person. in reality, no one gives a shit.
Jane Doe posted on your wall "happy birthday (;" your reaction: WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE?!