A fork of Rural Dictionary
The month of August on the Central Coast of California when you never see the sun. It's preceded by May Gray, July Cry (because it's summer and you want to see the damn sun!), then followed by Fogstember when you still can't see the sun, but hey... at least the kids are back in school. Fingers crossed for October.
"I'm going to come visit you and bring my bathing suit!" "Don't bother, it's Faugust and the sun ain't shining until October."
The word "tremendous" will evolve (or devolve, depending on perspective) in to "double plus good", and essentially signify the death of literacy and free speech thanks to a man in high power that speaks at the level of an 8 year old American. Refer to Orwel's book "1984", if you are already complacent with the word "tremendous."
Don't say "tremendous", that will bring in the Thought Police. That's supposed to be "double plus good."
The opportunity (or lack thereof) to acquire vagina.
There are so many guys here that there is no vagituity at all.
A polite and sneaky way to say "go to Hell."
Upon hearing of OJ's passing, I had thought: "Say hi to Johnnie Cochran, and don't pack a jacket."