Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Suck it and See

Charming British expression referring to trying out something untested or kind of unknown. It's really a metaphor - the new thing is like a boiled sweet, the uknown consequences are the flavour, so you "suck it and see"!

"Shit fella, I'm not so sure about these shiny pants. They look pretty gay." "No worries mate - suck it and see. You might get lucky".

by Satandog March 14, 2006

Got It In One

You got it right first time. British English - used between mates.

"Is Jake shagging Trish?" "You Got It In One, mate."

by Satandog March 28, 2006

Jug Ears

British slang - describes ears that stick right out to the side like the handles of a milk jug. Makes cosmetic surgeons a big pile of cash to staple the suckers back.

"Dave's little brother Mike has got Jug Ears. He's an ugly Jug-Eared twat".

by Satandog March 28, 2006

DTV

Entertainment industry acronym for Direct To Video, can apply to any title not released in theatres before being released to buy or rent. Can be a perjorative for poor quality product.

"Heard about the new Katherine Heigl movie"? "Yep, that shit's gonna be DTV, with a bullet".

by Satandog May 06, 2011

Dead Right

Popular Brit affirmation - a form of no-bullshit total agreement.

"That fart stinks! Were you out on the beer and curry last night, mate?' "Dead Right, mate"

by Satandog March 28, 2006

Shag Palace

Impressive pad that a single guy - or a rich and sneaky married dude - can whisk a panting paick-up back to for a bit of the old in out in out. Typically has some impressive "views", a fridge full of champagne and no evidence of any priors.

Dave's fucking loaded. He's got a shag palace downtown and fucks like a rabbit there every Friday when he's not at home...with his family.

by Satandog March 06, 2006

Log Lady

n. Mysterious woman who leaves a gigantic unflushable turd in the ladies' loo. Usually encountered in the workplace, sparking endless speculation about the identity of the Log Lady. No male equivalent, thanks to David Lynch, and the fact that men have such godawful personal hygiene that this is a pretty regular happening in the male crapper.

"The Log Lady struck again! Who d'you reckon it is?" "That fat bird from the 4th floor!! She must have a tail-pipe six inches wide!"

by Satandog February 05, 2006