A fork of Rural Dictionary
n. Popular Brit slang for vapid, meaningless chatter or polite "warm up" conversation before you get down and do the serious shit, be it a meeting, sex etc.
"Blah blah blah blah yada yada...bl-" "Cut the Chit Chat and get your clothes off." Or... "How's Maria and the girls"? "Fine, thanks. OK, let's cut the Chit Chat. You're fired."
The ultimate retribution when you piss someone off.
"Dave, you just shagged my mom. I'm gonna put you into a world of pain."
Vagina, Minge, Snatch, Ghastly Gully. You get the picture.
I rode my baloney pony into her furry furrow.
adj. Describes turning up en masse, usually in preparation for trouble like kicking the crap out of some other guys, or as a safety in numbers precaution to prevent exactly that. Also applies in work life, when you call a meeting and some dipshit brings 10 buddies, or you throw a party and some utter loser...brings 10 buddies.
"Fuck me if Chopper didn't turn up at the Red Lion mob handed last night looking to get even with Frankie Four Inches. By Last Orders no cunt was left standing in the place. Fucking carnage"
v. to turn up or make an appearance. Old fashioned / military slang, used to differentiate showing your front from retreating - showing your back. Sounds more decisive, too.
"I say, you chaps has better make jolly sure you front up at 12.00 hours, eh?"
To try and punch someone; old-time Brit slang. First cousin to Take a Swing and Swing For.
"I swear to God if Dave fucks my mom again I'm gonna take a pop at 'im, I'll swing for the fucker."
Radioactively green shite eaten by people from the North of England, usually covered in mint sauce and eaten with chips on cold and rainy nights standing around drunk at fun fairs wondering if you should shag the fat bird. Made with dried marrowfat peas which are first soaked overnight in water with bicarbonate soda/baking soda, then rinsed in fresh water and simmered. They still look and taste like radioactive green shite though. And you didn't shag the fat bird. Your best mate did.
I ate some mushy peas when I should have shagged the fat bird at the fun fair.