A fork of Rural Dictionary
v. Expression used by rough older British blokes to describe taking a really big piss when they've not been to the bathroom for a while.
"Dave - hold on a second. If I don't Empty a Leg right now I'm gonna piss myself!". "No worries, mate."
Popular Brit vernacular used when you just can't face taking part in something. First used in days of yore when people sat at the sides to miss a particular dance. Now it's used to skip meetings, when you're too drunk to dance with an ugly woman, or maybe skipping out on a party you know will suck weapon's grade ass.
"Dave, are you coming to Mike's birthday tonight?" "Sorry mate, but he's a friendless loser, and I shagged his girlfriend. I think I'll Sit this one out, if that's alright with you". "No worries fella."
Defining feature of an inbred Chav mostly from Essex or a remote hellhole like North Prospect (Swilly) in Plymouth with distinctive slitty, puffy inbred eyes. Their dad is their uncle is their first cousin etc. Half way to being a Tard.
"Did that Chav over there get the shit beat out of him?" "Nope, that's one bad inbred Puffa Puffa Face motherfucker".
n. An unbearable male show-off. British slang.
"Dave is such a bloody willy waver."
Charming British phrase referring to when you try something out for the first time to see what happens. First Cousin to "suck it and see".
"I've never had sex with a midget before". "Don't worry darlin', give it a whirl - it might grow on you!"
A quick drink take in a hurry when you don't have much time but would like to be sociable - either at the end or the start of a night. Brit slang. Leads to trouble.
"Hey there Dave, how you doing?" "I went for a swift one after work with Mikey last night and woke up with my head in a crackwhore's crotch."