Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Empty a Leg

v. Expression used by rough older British blokes to describe taking a really big piss when they've not been to the bathroom for a while.

"Dave - hold on a second. If I don't Empty a Leg right now I'm gonna piss myself!". "No worries, mate."

by Satandog March 30, 2006

Sit this one out

Popular Brit vernacular used when you just can't face taking part in something. First used in days of yore when people sat at the sides to miss a particular dance. Now it's used to skip meetings, when you're too drunk to dance with an ugly woman, or maybe skipping out on a party you know will suck weapon's grade ass.

"Dave, are you coming to Mike's birthday tonight?" "Sorry mate, but he's a friendless loser, and I shagged his girlfriend. I think I'll Sit this one out, if that's alright with you". "No worries fella."

by Satandog March 29, 2006

Puffa Puffa Face

Defining feature of an inbred Chav mostly from Essex or a remote hellhole like North Prospect (Swilly) in Plymouth with distinctive slitty, puffy inbred eyes. Their dad is their uncle is their first cousin etc. Half way to being a Tard.

"Did that Chav over there get the shit beat out of him?" "Nope, that's one bad inbred Puffa Puffa Face motherfucker".

by Satandog April 02, 2006

Willy Waver

n. An unbearable male show-off. British slang.

"Dave is such a bloody willy waver."

by Satandog April 18, 2006

Heavy

The grade of Scottish beer between Light and Export. Tasty.

"Mine's a pint of Heavy and some pork scratchings".

by Satandog April 02, 2006

Give it a Whirl

Charming British phrase referring to when you try something out for the first time to see what happens. First Cousin to "suck it and see".

"I've never had sex with a midget before". "Don't worry darlin', give it a whirl - it might grow on you!"

by Satandog March 14, 2006

Swift One

A quick drink take in a hurry when you don't have much time but would like to be sociable - either at the end or the start of a night. Brit slang. Leads to trouble.

"Hey there Dave, how you doing?" "I went for a swift one after work with Mikey last night and woke up with my head in a crackwhore's crotch."

by Satandog April 04, 2006