Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Toaster bath

The act of bathing with a toaster in extreme anger or depression.

Me: *dies in a video game* FUCK MAN! IM BOUT TO COMMIT TOASTER BATH!

by Savzy June 25, 2019

Split peen

When your peen is sucked so hard the juicy meat inside comes out, leaving only the remaining foreskin on your body.

"My girl stacey sucked so hard I got split peen"

by Savzy June 23, 2019