A fork of Rural Dictionary
This occurs when someone with whom you have recently had sex also recently had sex previously with a "third party". You are then said to have had sex with third party by proxy.
Jim: Hey, Ted, you know that Julie chick you were bangin' last night? Ted: "Yeah"
Jim: Man, she has been doing that nasty dred locked gansta, Willie, for a month.
Ted: So?
Jim: Ah Man, you had sex by proxy with the dred man.
This is a guy that a girl keeps "on the bench" or at an arm's length just in case she breaks up with her boyfriend. He usually is crazy about her, very good looking and very eager "to get into the game". Just like a backup quarterback in football.
Maggie asked Scarlett, "You just broke up with Ted a week ago, who was that hunky guy you were cozy with last night?"
Scarlett replied, "Oh, that's Chuck. I've known him for a while and called him into the game." Maggie exclaimed, "That was quick!" To which Scarlett replied, "Well, honey, you don't win championships or the Super Bowl without a backup quarterback."
A person who has childhood, past relationship or other emotional damage that makes them broken and unable to be part of a healthy relationship.
Scarlett had to cool it with Ed after his screaming fight with his ex-girlfriend at the nightclub. "He is just another broken toy," she explained to her friends.
Drunk dialing for the 21st century. Sending text messages after drinking too much wine.
After several bottles of wine with pals at dinner, Scarlett sent new friend, Ed, 6 vinotexts at 1 am.
An activity whereby one goes out to bars and hot spots looking for "prey" aka playmates, dates, hook-ups, etc.
Scarlett called Maggie on Friday afternoon and asked, "Hey, since we have no dates tonight, wanna go out prowling later?"
When one accepts and agrees to meet a booty call but then has a change of heart or a better offer and must cancel or renig.
Maggie was already in her car driving to Tom's to answer his booty call when hunky Dave called. She promptly issued Tom a booty recall and chatted with Dave.
The recognition and fame that is achieved by having definitions published on Urban Dictionary or by having your first name used in the example section when a word is defined on Urban Dictionary.
Scarlett was pleased at her newfound Urban notoriety as she was both published on Urban Dictionary and used in an example sentence. "Oh Maggie, your mention of my name in your sentence describing internip has given me Urban notoriety!", Scarlett exclaimed.