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Socktopus

When 4 socks are tied together, knotted at the middle, as a chew toy for your dog.

Buffy thinks her socktopus is prey and she flings it around like she's trying to break its "neck"

Amungus

To surround yourself with success and beautiful women. Pushing yourself to the highest level of success while living life to the fullest. No regrets, just good times, learning experiences, and sexy ass women.

Person 1: Wow, how is that guy so success and still has time for as much fun and women as he does?!
Person 2: I don't know man but, he is absolutely living that amungus life!