A fork of Rural Dictionary
1. n. A female friend who shows up to support another female friend but instead uses the opportunity to whore attention for herself.
Also, generally:
2. n. A disingenuous opportunist.
Alyssa showed up at Christine’s father’s funeral feigning to care about Christine’s feelings, but it was obvious Alyssa was being a milano, just wanting everyone to see her new boobs in a low-cut dress.