A fork of Rural Dictionary
Stock options are contracts you can buy or sell where you make a bet on what a stock's price will be at a certain time in the future (the strike and expiration). This allows you to massively leverage your investment since one contract holds 100 stocks. People who invest in options like to use words like "gamma", "hedging", "condors", "premium" and "IV" to seem smart. In reality, most options traders are autists who consistently lose money and brag about it on wall street bets.
Degenerate: "I just went long 29 stock option calls on TSLA at the 690$ strike expiring first weekly with a premium of 1.8$ per share and 400 delta." Person: "Why can't you just say "I just made 29 bets that Tesla will go above 690$ by next Friday, I paid 180$ per bet and will make 400$ per dollar the stock moves"?" --- Degenerate: "I lost everything..." Person: "Post it on r/wallstreetbets, you gotta get that Reddit karma!"
Anyone who denies the result of a democratic election with no legitimate proof that the result is fraudulent.
2016 Losing party: Yo, you wanna join protesting against Donald Trump? The Russians rigged the election! Opposition: No! You are just a salty vote flake! 2020 Losing party: Yo, you wanna join protesting against Joe Biden? The democrats rigged the election! Opposition: No! You are just a salty vote flake!
A racial term describing a person of Nordic decent.
Person 1: I don’t trust them ice niggers Person 2: What the hell is an ice nigger? Person 1: You know them Norwegain fallas.
IQ or Intelligence Quotient is a way to measure an individual's general intelligence. This is done by providing tests that check for the users ability to recognize patterns and problem-solving skills. However, you can estimate the IQ of an individual by how much they talk about it.
Jessica: I am very smart and have an IQ of 126! That makes me right!! John: I just said I preferred Pete Davidson over Kevin Hart...