Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Aunt Jenise

Typically a old white woman who often has a cigarette in hand. She has a raspy voice, a ridiculous perm, and hates kids or anyone younger than her. She normally drives a old SUV and is talking on her phone with friends with names like Cheryl, Denise, or Mary.

Guy 1: to guy 2 "Dude, you're so lucky your grandma is nice! Mine is a total Aunt Jenise! She made me do her shopping after school." Guy 2: to guy 1 "Yeah? That sucks!"

by ScynBlade December 08, 2013