A fork of Rural Dictionary
yes... it is most definitely referring to the marijuana... and also, upon occassion, any substance with similar uses. too, properly, of course, it is a golfing term, but that;s really not very much fun, now is it?
in agreeance with the above definitions, a 'mushroom tattoo' is a result of the under-side of the head of a man's penis having been quickly and force-fully applied to the fore-head of another person (preferrably a female). said to have originated by accident when some over-zealous young man, in an attempt to ejaculate in a more timely fashion, masturbated while being blown - the penis came out of the females mouth and, on the down-stroke, struck her fore-head, thus leaving a bruise of sorts in a shape some-what resembling a mushroom. also, upon occassion, used in by those persons leading a bdsm life-style to mark a slave or sex-toy. WARNING - not recommended! can be very painful for BOTH parties involved...
a still-born
doctor - 'uh-oh, looks like we've got another purple-headed womb ferret here' woman in delivery - 'wtf!? honey, what's he talking about?'
A party with multiple slutty females.
Damn, tonight was a total vajunk yard.
When a female looks like a dude.
Did you see Bob totally hittin on that vageorge last night? She had more facial hair than he did!
Using your platform and followers to abuse females online
The blogger was regularly defeated Intellectually by a more qualified journalist woman so he went full small dick energy to attack her at every opportunity
damn... i can't believe no-one's defined elephant-fuck here... well here it goes! to Elephant-Fuck someone is to insert into their appropriate orifice one's elbow or (in the case of an inordinately loose hoe) one's knee
'shit, man, that hoe you sent me was so loose, i started-out fisting her, but ended-up having to whip-out the old Elephant-Fuck trick!'