Country Dictionary

The act of puting your ball (testicle) into the hole (vagina) and using it to bring the woman to climax

My left nut really hurts since I went golfing with Suzanne.

The slang word for anything relating to shrooms or the act of tripping out on shrooms, to be used when around non-users.

Kid: "Hey mom, can I go golfing?" Mom: "Sure Billy." Kid: "Haha...sucker..."

to quote Oscar Wilde: "The best way to ruin a good walk"

There is an American (of course) pro golfer who is ACTUALLY named Davis Love III WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT ALL ABOUT???

The ship for Grass and Wolf <3

Maturing is realising GOLF is better then Mayrone

One of the best models Volkswagen ever produced. The VW Rabbit would be a close second.

My VW Golf gets better gas mileage than your lame riced up Honda Civic.

The Human equivalent of FETCH Only where the “fetchie’” becomes the “fetcher”… and the dog (fetcher) is replaced by an elderly person…. 9/10 times male

Father: I'm just going for a round of golf. Son: You mean Human Fetch?!?

A good walk, spoiled.

I was out for a walk when my friend suggested that instead of walking, we should go around in an electric buggy. He then said that instead of admiring scenery or talking we should aimlessly hit a small white ball around with metal clubs. He then told me that he had tricked me into playing a game of golf. That was the worst walk ever!