A fork of Rural Dictionary
A turd that becomes so sharply pointed after repeated turtle-heading that it resembles a large, brown crayon. Any movement causes messy doodles on the turd owners underwear.
I waited so long to shit that I gave myself a Scribbler - my Fruit-of-the-Looms look like I was attacked by a Spiro-graph!
Derogatory for a giver of blowjobs. Useful when running low on insults or tired of using old stand-bys, such as "Don't be such a dick!"
Can you believe that guy? I caught him trying to look over the divider between urinals! What a snorklebeef!