A fork of Rural Dictionary
When a person makes a mistake or does something embarrassing and attempts to justify it by saying only cool people do it.
Example 1: Man 1: "I cried when I watched Titanic." Man 2: "You're a pussy." Man 1: "Hey, only real men cry during Titanic!" Man 1: "You're just trying to Coolstify yourself." Example 2: Man 1: "I just sucked that guy's dick." Man 2: "Dude, that's gay!" Man 1: "Only cool guys suck other guy's dicks." Man 2: "No, you're gay."
A hip-hop duo consisting of Robert Ginyard (Rob Base) and Rodney Bryce (D.J. E-Z Rock). Rob Base & D.J. E-Z Rock aren't very well known except for their hit single "It Takes Two" from their first album in 1988. They have only three albums: It Takes Two, The Incredible Base, and the reunion album Break Of Dawn. None of them sold very well though.
Example: Person 1: "Have you heard It Takes Two by Rob Base & D.J. E-Z Rock?" Person 2: "Yeah, that song is awesome. It was ranked #37 in VH1's 100 Greatest Hip-Hop Songs."