A fork of Rural Dictionary
aka the C-P, consists of cheese, pepperoni, crackers and often mustard, god's gift to earth
went out last night and got the god's gift to earth, the cheese plate
the process of farting directly into someones oxygen tank and leaving them helpless against your methane based terrorist attacks.
You missed it man, the other day I was at the nursing home, and I gave my grandma an oxyfart, she had no idea what was coming. It was like pain medication, but exactly the opposite.