A fork of Rural Dictionary
A quiet little town full of old retired people. There are two Casey's gas stations for whatever the fuck reason and a lot of fancy dinner places that are only open for dinner and no other time. Creepy truck drivers always pull off the interstate and park their creepy asses in the local Walmart parking lot late at night. For some reason though any and all natural phenomenons avoid this town and it seems as even zombie apocalypses would miss it.
Geneseo, Illinois is the quietest loveliest place in the world and nothing can beat it.
This term no longer means what it actually means. Social Justice can range from anything from men not working in kitchens to being racist towards white people in classrooms to "avenge African-Americans."
A Social Justice Warrior is just a serial killer who is one or two ticks away from being institutionalized.
The name of a nuclear powered US aircraft carrier. Namely the sixth carrier in the Nimitz-class and (obviously) christened after the first president of the United States. The official name is USS George Washington (CVN-73)
The USS George Washington is a ship that is still in active duty.
The single most frustrating thing in the world. Something that will invariably happen to you because someone 12 years ago took it and now you need to spend the next 10-20 minutes coming up with a new one that wasn't taken or altering your current one until it no longer resembles what you wanted
Any site in the history of the internet: "Username is already taken" User: "Damn-it, now what the hell do I use?
A wonderful alternative to KFC it is however still fried chicken. The idea that all Popeye's employees are black is very close to being true, go into your local Popeye's and silently count the ratio of African-Americans to Caucasians. It's not racism, it's a fact, check it out.
Popeye's is one of the tastiest places to eat in the United States.