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Someone you do not view in any kind of sexual way. A plotonic friend. Someone you wouldnt want to picture naked.

Dont tell me about Jerry and Kate doing it!! They fucking Goldfish!

to give a male oral pleasure unenthuiastically, or badly. Resembles the monotonous mouth action of a goldfish breathing.

"I wasnt all that impressed by Bobby, so I just gave him the Goldfish and went home."
..or
"If you're going to just give me the Goldfish, I'm going to go in the other room and take care of things myself"

To engage in sex. To copulate. Can used with "ed" and "ing" suffixes.

Ooh! Look at those squirrels copple!!
or
Sorry I didnt answer the phone Bill and I were coppling.

the growling and gas build-up in one's guts prior to needing to take a huge or greesy shit.

Dude, I gotta get home. I'm startin' to perculate!!

Any sort of Asian language.

The he started yelling in Gookanese.

to give a partner sexual pleasure using one's feet.

Hey baby, you want some Touchy Feety??

fat or puffy toes, resembling a cheese puff.

"Girl, you shouldnt where those sandals. Look at those cheet-toes!"