A fork of Rural Dictionary
It's a mystery finger, the meanest finger to show a person. No one knows what it even means... Sike. We all know what it is!
See my mystery finger? Figure out what it means!
This is the time that some people may wake up by accident, often when they are in the middle of a dream. They may take just a moment to check the time, then fall asleep again.
I remember waking up at 3:00 in the morning, but just went back to bed.
The occasional phenomenon in which you pour some cereal out of the box, but there is only the powdery dust left at the bottom.
When I went to serve myself some cereal, I was disappointed to find that I was left with a dust bowl.
A verb meaning, "to do something that will get you interrogated" and then get drunk so you forget.
I watched Trump creepily from the incognito safety of a trash bag. When the cops began to ask "wtf are you doing" I kavanaughed and suddenly couldn't remember. (At least that's what I said.)