Country Dictionary

After you text a guy pictures of your titties and ya sign off, breast wishes.

So this chick sent me some titty pics and signed it breast wishes! Awesome!

when you have a big mole that cannot be covered by a swimsuit and small perch nibble at it while you swim in a lake

oh crap this swimsuit does not cover my mole perfect perch bait great looks like i will be catching fish all day.

Ref to the tropical movement of a huge storm about to hit landfall located in the gulf of mexico. But in this case a heads up from a friend that ya have a pissed of wife or girlfriend (calm before the storm).

Man u better watch out that storm brewing in the Gulf is about to hit landfall soon, she's pissed!

banging distance is when you enjoy having sex with someone and they are a bit far to date but great for the occasional hook up and that is perfect.

30 miles is the appropriate banging distance for this guy, i don't wanna give him the wrong idea and date him exclusively.

Puente - slang

Literal Meaning: bridge

Slang Meaning: long weekend

When all the mexican nationals invade your city cause their town is closed for a long weekend.

What the heck is with all the traffic downtown? Oh crap! its a puente weekend!

When your outside and its so hot u have sweat running down the crack of your ass SBC aka sweaty butt crack.

I was on a date the other afternoon at the park and had some serious SBC aka sweaty butt crack going on and was freaked out she would notice!

when you wear out a hole in your kicks (shoes).

aw crap my fav pair of airwalks had a blow out!