Country Dictionary

the overhanging fat on a woman's belly usually after she has kids

i don't see your cesarean scar? lift up my flapjack and you will see it.

a black chicks asshole

Man i was banging this black girl and she had a hot ass oreo, i could not wait to show her my definition of double stuff!

when you look up at the sky and ask your friend if you have any boogers

so i sneezed at dinner and did not have a mirror so i asked my friend if i had any birds in the sky.

when you wake up in the morning and you have dried eye crust/boogers.

Nothing like waking up and rubbing out all the nights el ojo moco to start the day.

when you get over the age of 30 and have had kids and you are Caucasian and you still have perfect pink areola/nipples

man what a surprise when this 38 year old i was about to bang took off her shirt and had perfect 18yr old nipples!

the annoying "hang nail" that pisses you off and will not heal on the side your finger nail/cuticle.

OMG 2 days and this mother in law is driving me nuts!

back in the day when you had nice perfect pink perky nipples

man she may be 40 but she definitely has 1987 spring break nipples going on!