Country Dictionary

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fire

verb. To stop employment of a subordinate.

That whore got fired for fucking the boss's dog.

by SgtGunneryHartman March 01, 2005

fire

Verb. To stop employment of a subordinate.

That stupid fucktard got fired for fucking the boss's daughter.

by SgtGunneryHartman March 01, 2005

game cube

The worst purple piece of shit ever built by a gaming company. A total disgrace to the industry. Made for litte kids, but enjoyed by older fucktards. It isn't even a cube, and the games suck, therefore it should be renamed "shitbox".

Retard: Yo I bought a gamecube! Gamer: You mean one of those shitboxes? Retard: It's great I can play non-violent games! Gamer: You should return that purple piece of shit for credit to buy a PS2 game.

by SgtGunneryHartman March 01, 2005

livejournal

A website where emos express their emotions. Little do they know, the only people that read those journal entries are the very ones who would belittle the pathetic fuckers and have a damn good time doing it.

Signing up for livejournal automatically makes you an emo.

by SgtGunneryHartman April 30, 2005

giga

Prefix meaning "billion" (10^9).

Gigameter = 1 billion meters. Gigawatt = 1 billion watts. Gigajoule = 1 billion joules. Gigaemo = 1 billion emos(what a shame). Gigashit = 1 fuckload of shit.

by SgtGunneryHartman April 02, 2005