Country Dictionary

A large and heavy cellular phone. Usually one that is several years old.

"He's still using a nokia 5110! I used to have one of those bricks."

Term used by owners of cheaper, inferior iPod clones to describe the MP3 player they wish they could afford.

"Look at them white earphones, he's obviously got a gaypod"

Badly and often hilariously translated text, usually Japanese in origin (but not exclusively), usually seen on grey import electronic goods. Not to be confused with "Engrish" which is poorly constructed english using japanese linguistics.

"To avoid the erase of recording, please to break the tab in corer of tape is desirable"

A name used on official records to identify an unidentified female cadaver.

Subject: Jane Doe Cause of death: Blunt force trauma

An indiviaul that hails frm the town of Birkenhead in Merseyside, UK.

I'm not a fookin' scouser, I'm a birkonian ya pillock

Synthetic music generated by the SID sound chip in a commodore 64 computer. The SID chip is a complete analogue synthesizer on a single intergrated circuit.

"Rob Hubbard wrote some of the most recognisable SID music on the C64"

Shorthand for a pill containing primarily ephedrine. Used for weight loss and as an alternative to caffeine for stimulation

"I got a hundred ephies last week for twenty quid"