A fork of Rural Dictionary
A component of do-it-yourself cosmetic surgery to 'fashion the gash' is to create a vajayjay using a 'felling axe'. The axe is delicately balanced on the intended recipient's chin with the aim for it to fall cleanly, fashioning the new clunge.
Critical components of this operation include sharpness of the blade, symmetry of the axe-wound and length of the handle. If the axe were too short it could hit other sensitive areas such as Ma Belly.
Having spent thousands of pounds on surgery to remove the nub and avoid a difficult awkward conversation and necessary discreet tucking, Susie prepared for the final stage of realignment. After being reminded that Sharkey was indeed her liginto, she headed out to the back garden to lean against his cement mixer and fashion the gash for him.
All it took to find true love was for me to fashion the gash.
The Foo Faaaaaa is an acceptable regional word for the vajayjay or Kofi Annan. It can only be described in polite company, as the lady garden or front bum. This word is specific to the region of the north or Ireland because ladies in Lincoln apparently do NOT have a Foo Faaaaaa.
Sharkey, my Foo Faaaaaa is ready for some of that there sweet lovin' you got.
A Foo Faaaaaa is a commonly used term for an Irish lady's girlie garden. Used mostly in polite company or in the company of younger children to protect their delicate little ears from unpleasant words such as vagina or clitoris.
I just felt a lovely little tingle in my Foo Faaaaaa.
Can I shove the ice cube up my Foo Faaaaaa yet, Sharkey?
A Nikki-Jay is when an individual invites themselves into a personal private conversation that is happening between two people; creating an awkward atmosphere. Sharkey and Susie were having a conversation about making chips in the slow cooker and Nikki Jay involved herself giving unwanted advice on how best to do this; thus doing a Nikki-Jay.
What the...did she just do a Nikki-Jay in our private conversation?!?!
A Holidoo a day off that British people think of as a holiday which in fact to Northern Irish people is an essential day taken to DO something for someone else like undertake a task or responsibility. For example taking a day off work to arrange a birthday party or take my daughter to a water park to do something for her on HER holiday.
Sharkey I took a Holidoo to arrange a birthday party for wee bu, that's quite different to a holiday because I wasn't doing anything relaxing for myself and a holiday in the actual dictionary states it is"an extended period of leisure and recreation".... therefore this wasn't a holiday but a Holidoo which is a day off but not a holiday. Different see?
It's the secure solid state after a period of uncertainty or insecurity; in which a woman fears may lose her man to another. Dunblipping is the realization that she never actually had anything whatsoever to worry about in the first place and all she had to do was have faith and keep trust. It is the awareness that his love for her is so strong that he never was distracted by another in anyway; his focus was always there. Dunblipping is when two people recognize their love is indestructible and cannot be destroyed and taken away. It's a celebration of two ligintos that are meant to be together and nothing now gets in their way. No fear, no mistrust - dunblipping.
Sharkey, I love you and I am done with blipping; I'm dunblipping.