A fork of Rural Dictionary
That Brittish band from the Doug Funny Show(cleverly titled Doug where they sing stupid songs that get stuck in your head. The Beets' were the most popular band on the show and were adored by Doug, Skeeter, and Patty.
The Beets' song #1: "I need more allowance!" "Yodelllayheeeehoooooooo." "Why?!" "Because I do!" Little girls Doug and Skeeter: "Ahhhhhh!!!!!! The Beets'!!!!" The Beets' song #2: "A-eeeeee-ooooooooo Killer Tofu!" "Oooooooo-eeeeeeeee-ooooooooo Killer Tofu!" Little girl Patti wets her pants.
A sweet coffee-tasting cake that crumbles when you eat it. Referenced in the episode "The Suicide". George tells Jerry he can buy a Drake's Coffee Cake for fifty cents with his gambling money.
GEORGE: "You’re not getting no Drake's Coffee Cake for fifty cents."
Coffee shop in the sitcom "Seinfeld", frequented by Joe DiMaggio.
Kramer: "I just saw Joe DiMaggio in Dinky Donuts. You know, I looked in there and there he was having coffee and a donut."
A secret camera hidden in your house to spy on your nanny/babysitter while they watch your kids.
"Did you see that shit about the nannycam on Dateline last Tuesday? The bitch was slapping those kids around like the were hers."
Fez's fake pizza shop that never seems to be open. A hilarious phone call set-up from That 70's Show.
Fez: (answers phone) Mr. Sexy's Pizza. Our special today is sexaroni... Well, it's like pepperoni, but sexy.... You?... You mean you want some?... Um... we're closed. (Fez hangs up phone).
The biggest toe on your foot. What George tells Jerry to do a joke on. (In the episode "The Tape").
"The Captain of the Toes!" The Big Toe Captain is the captain of the toes and sometimes the second toe grows longer, creating a coups de toe.
Heckling the heckler. The revenge for said comedian is going to the heckler's workplace and bothering THEM while they work.
George: "You should go down to where she works and heckle her." Jerry: "Isn't that the Ultimate Comedian's Revenge? Heckling the heckler."