Country Dictionary

I Don't Get Paid Till Next Friday. The sad lament of struggling Late Millennials and Early GenZ folks beset by student loans.

My homie regularly cries IDGPTNF in the face of every financial crisis.

The Universal Millennial Excuse for damn-near ANYTHING that one fails or forgets to do.

I was supposed to call my gf but my phone was trippin'. My boss asked why I didn't show up at work and didn't bother to call or text and I told him my phone was trippin'.

Phone Induced Brain Rot: The not-so-gradual reduction in our attention spans due to constant use of smartphones, to the point that it becomes more and more difficult to read more than 10 pages or so at a time -- even in a good book.

I started to read "Fire and Fury" and despite it being really interesting, I couldn't plow through more than a few pages at a time. PIBR, I guess.

Late For His Own Funeral. A person who is chronically (and mostly unapologetically) late for everything.

Everett's LFHOF. Said he'd be here at 11:30 and his ass didn't even leave his house until 11:40, texting "OMW".

(Noun): A person with an encyclopedic memory. "Facts Go In, They Don't Check Out"

My friend Rob seems to remember every damn thing he ever learned or read. He's a damn Knowledge Motel"

verb: to return a person to the location where you picked them up.

"Oh man, Rob swooped me up so we could hang out at his place. And then he deswooped me back to my door."

Non-Negotiable Demand. An unreasonable request by a friend or associate, usually issued the way a petulant child would demand his toy or his blankie. For those old enough to remember, it was common during the 1970's for militant organizations to set up a table on a college campus and loudly announce "We Have The Following List of Non-Negotiable Demands."

Julius called me and made an NND that I pay his phonebill this month.