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The thing a woman's clitoris turns in to right before you make her orgasm.
"I thought I was going to be down there all day, so I hit it like a speed bag and went straight to bed.
"Rachel and I aren't together. She just stops by for a good speed bagging once in a while."
"So dude, are you ever gonna speed bag that thing or what?"
Little flakes of shit that remain around your ass and stuck in your ass hair after you wipe. They dry up like little Cocoa Pebbles on your asshole when you don't wipe all the way.
I thought I wiped all the way, but I still got some shit chips stuck in my ass hair.
A small fabric bag, usually consisting of handles, similar in style and function to a pocketbook, but carried by a man.
Look at that metro-sexual guy. I can't believe he's got a cocketbook.