Country Dictionary

A disease where your testicles fall off and jiggle away.

My friend got jungatest and his balls got run over by a jungatoe infected bungalow.

when your boob gets really itchy

my boob gets really itchoob.

a homeless person who lives in a tree.

A bungalow jumped out of the tree and into my arms.

Guy wit giagantic lipz dat haz a nice body except for hiz big ole mushroom shaped head.

ewwww..........itz Raz B.

When you smoke a pipe and your hooters fall off.

Last night i smoked a hoopipe and ow im flatter than a pancake.

A mofo that bakes bread.

The baker is a mofoloaf.

When you pee into a thermos and throw it at a gopher.its known as the national sport of vietnam.

This one time at band camp i gopied.