A fork of Rural Dictionary
A way to describe anything that is rather pornographic, or at least suggestively so.
The sounds coming from your room last night were quite Pornacious, my dear. Were you using that new vibrator that I bought you, or is something else going on?
a way to describe one whom is skilled and able to do many funky tasks at once.
Child, I'm so Funkadexterous ain't nobody can mess with me on them drums!
Performing oral sex on a female and licking her clitoris (aka licking the pearl tongue).
She loves to Pearl Dive on juicy, tuna-flavored snooch for hours!
Someone who hides or conceals things in their anus for the purpose of getting it from one place to another.
Jimmy Crapcorn was one hell of a Butt Smuggler for the US government during the Cold War era. Heck, everyone always wondered how he could store that much microfilm up his bunghole!
a paradise of more thongs, cleavage, nude (or semi-nude) easy sluts than you've ever seen gathered in one place before.
Wow, it's like Skankri-La up in here!
a way to describe the degree of sexual arousal as a result of a given sight, situation, or circumstance. Usually used as a way to describe a very high level of sexual arousal.
The Hornacity level in the room hit a high point when the speaker took her top off and shook her tits at the previously bored audience. Now awakened, the audience licked their chops with hornacious desire.
To make (or suggest) something sexual or pornographic that might not otherwise be.
Person 1: "Why must you always Pornify everything?" Person 2: "Because I'm a horny fucker!"