A fork of Rural Dictionary
When a testicle falls out of your tighty whiteys.
I've got nut drift on my right side.
Like the taint between your balls and your asshole, but the areas to the right and left which flank ones junk.
Dude, it's so hot outside, my taint is a sweaty mess, and my flaints are raw from walking.
Roadkill which has been not only rained on, but further obliterated.
That animal was just roadkill until you hit it in the rain, now it's stew meat.