A fork of Rural Dictionary
A beef queen. Someone who is a perv who loves ass and only ass. The titties to not matter to him. JC enjoys eating and playing football. JC often tries to get with one specific and will often dedicate years to even have a chance with her. JC is someone who gets a lot of shit talked about him but in reality his small group of friends know he's a decent guy.
JC got denied by Angela for the 7th time this year, he needs to give up
To stretch one's self around someone or something
Maddox elongated around Matthew to reach his phone
Something you say when you quickly enter and leave somewhere or something without people noticing - Verb Can be used in the form Shlooped
Shloop - *Walks in on parents having sex* "Shloop" *Leaves without them noticing* Shlooped - "I walked in on my parents having sex, I shlooped out real quick"