Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Vietnamese prostitute

A prostitute who is from Vietnam and will have sex with you in exchange for 5 dorra

Vietnamese prostitute: sucky sucky 5 dorra, I love you long time, long time

by Shmuel1652 May 03, 2020

Kinky squidward

When you pinch her nose while she’s blowing your dick and it sound like she’s playing squidward’s clarinet

Him: dude, your girlfriend is really good at the kinky squidward Me: I know she once played it to the tune ofkumbaya my lord’

by Shmuel1652 May 03, 2020

Penis

The thing that dangles between your mums legs

John: your mum has a long penis You: I know, my sister has a really long one too

by Shmuel1652 May 03, 2020