Country Dictionary

Like a rock the only way it moves is by rolling it down a hill.

Chevy...like a rock!

An eater of paint chips, valve oil, and M&M's stuck in a mellophone for a season.

Molly and I: Fritz, those are paint chips. Fritz: I know *hahahahaha*

Laughing to hard

"That nigga had me weak wid dem jokes"

A diesel arab kid with gigantic muscles. The hottest kid alive with a huge penis. A cutie with a booty, a hottie with a body.

Girl 1: Look at that muneeb Girl 2: I think I'll go finger myself

A group of nine excessivly homosexuals that think it is cool to use alliteration to name themselves and they will get more respect for it. The funny thing is though that everyone thinks they are, in fact, a group of nine flaming homos. Also see circle jerk and doggystyle to see what they do together

Dude you're being so gay... either get the dick outta your ass or join the naked nine.

calf preserved in formaldehyde, usually found in many a biology cupboard

oh look there is a koof

what elderly women call the coochie

"Look at lil Sussy, giving up her turtle to them fast lil boyz"