Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Loot Goblin

A term that many people use for some one who takes everything and leaves you with nothing

Man fuck Kaleb he is such a Loot Goblin

by Shrekalicious March 06, 2019

Mexican Cousin

Some guy named Carlos that will make you suck you off when you are dead.

Man Did you hear what that mexican cousin did to him. It was ruthless.

by Shrekalicious February 16, 2019

Alexx

The man who is in love with a mop becauae it has the face of his husband, exes, and and side chick.

My friend Alexx is very weird. He is um in love with ... A mop
Therapist: oh. Well just umm kill him.

by Shrekalicious February 16, 2019

Gabrieell

That one friend who dates you sister until she gets pregnant and leaves the country

I wouldn't want to be Alondra because what Gabrieell did.

by Shrekalicious February 16, 2019

Triggered Person

A term people use when someone is really mad or can't take a joke.

For example:
The jews can't take Auschwitz Jokes/ holocaust jokes
The americans can't take 9/11 jokes
The mexicans can't take the Trump wall jokes
Etc etc

Person 1: why that guy a Triggered Person?
Person 2: I told him a joke but he got mad at it
Person 1: Oh ok

by Shrekalicious March 07, 2019