Country Dictionary

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Frozen Sasquatch

Receiving a hand job while your balls are frozen by an ice cream treat.

"Trindl, as soon as I'm done unloading this truck, meet me in the walk in cooler for a frozen Sasquatch" -Kyle

by Siegeller August 11, 2020

Josh Rooking

Customers that come into a retail store minutes before closing and claim to be Josh Rooking, Asian for “just looking”.

8:58pm
Clerk: hello sir can I help you?
Ping: no, no, I’m Josh Rooking
9:05pm
Clerk: Sir, we’re closed
Ping: Josh Rooking!

by Siegeller February 16, 2025