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(n) the result of sneezing while passing a large turd of moderate firmness
I was on the can, and I had a mid-grump sneezing fit which resulted in a painful peanut.
The resulting byproduct of Kamala Harris's husband, Doug, once she's done pegging him with all her fury and frustration at Mike Pence.
Kamala went home, got stepped, & pegged the ever-mother-loving-fuck out of Doug until he was a dougout canoe.
Noun. When you get a turd halfway out but it gets stuck in the breech, and won't go either way. Often you bear down thinking you can push it but gas just blows past your shit scuttle while it remains lodged in the poop portal.
I have a squib brown. Could you please reach underneath and pull it out?