A fork of Rural Dictionary
Its the nickname for the șijangullabatucanius, which, scientificly its the name for an opening or hole in a fish, but the slang means someone who really smells like a burnt rotten fish with garlic and smegma.
A: Ewwwww onion boy smels like șjbatucanul.
B: I just ate some stuffed munk fish.
Its a place where all of the worlds buddhist group up with exactly 17 gay colege students with a computer science majors and have anal sex in an underground temple with dildo statues made of gold. They are all femboy sluts!!
A: I will take you to oceania!
B: i have a degree in politics though?
A: Hey baby, wanna go to Oceania?
B: Yo dude chill, I have a degree in politics.
A: My bad young man.
It’s an encrypted map that can lead one to the secret dialect known as “Cristina English”. To find this ancient language one must stand in the underground temple of Oceania and chainsmoke 2 packs of Cammels. After that, the map shows a mathematical ecuation which, after solving it, shows coodinates for the Chair of Santa. Once you sit in the chair, insert 1g of Fentanil in your body and an evil wizard will come and start teaching in chinese.
A: What do you have there?
B:Just the “Harta Teologica of Ion Masina-de-Inima”
David 9C is a different type of breezy gorilla monkey but a bit less hairy. He often rezolves to violence to solve ecuations in chem class. He hates fun and dislikes drawings of frogs. He is good friends with Pârvan Cristina. He loves skibidi bideu fortnite. Love oranges.
A: holy shit is that David 9C
B: Aaaaaaaaa bruh that me ong frfr.