A fork of Rural Dictionary
It is what idiots use to replace I don't know,but little did the know it is a particle that is a atom or molecule a net positive or negative electrical charge.
"Ion know John." Says the Slang User "You are an idiot." Says the Intellectual
It is used for idiots who don’t know how to spell “I don’t”
Ion know about you but I’m feelin 22
A term referring to a woman whose appearance can range from really good looking to downright ugly. As a result, males cannot categorize such a female on a scale of 1-10 as her ranking is incredibly volatile. Thus, their attractiveness is simplified to a different scale for this rare category of women which is marked by a +1 for looking good at the time or -1 for looking bad on an occasion, hence the term ion.
Damn that girl is such an ion, yesterday I would've banged her for sure but today she looks like snooki's asshole.