A fork of Rural Dictionary
When a lady is not necessarily thin swimsuit model material, but rather is more full bodied, curvy, a little extra bulge here and there - but offsets it with good posture, good dress, head held high confidence, and totally pulls it off such that dudes chase!
Fred: did you see that lady from accounting today?
Jim: you mean that full bodied brunette?
Fred: yeah! That girl isn't the prototype hot girl, but does something for me!
Jim: yep! She's "Miss Piggy" Hot! I'd hit it!
Your doing your lady Doggy Style, you wet your thumb real good, massage her butt-hole until it relaxes and opens just a little. Then you blow a puff of air at it! The resulting anal contraction is the Cool Breeze Wink!
Man 1: My sex life is getting boring.
Man 2: Why don't you try getting a Cool Breeze Wink!
Man 1: What's that?
Man 2 describes
Man 1: That ain't happenin! My girl's anus is "Off Limits"!
Man 2: Then I guess a butt plug is out of the question!
The point at which you no longer care or give a shit!
Reference the viral video of Randall narrating a video about the Crazy Nastyass Honey Badger who "don't care" and "doesn't give a shit" - just takes what it wants because it is a hungry bastard.
My relationship with Chris has really gone to shit. I've reached my Honey Badger Limit - I just don't give a shit anymore.
When a woman's muff is 3D- instead of just having a vagina/labia that is smooth with the contours of their pelvic area, the surrounding muff area protrudes like a biscuit- especially when bent over and viewed from behind.
When Jennifer bent over in her yoga pants, her biscuit muff created a sweet rear view camel toe!
verb - when the "Chester the Molester" strange janitor comes in and hangs around pretending to clean the men's room while you are in the middle of using it - making you feel like he is getting pleasure from being in the presence of men using the facilities.
Man 1: Dude, I just got totally chestered - I am creeped out.
Man 2: What?
Man 1: That weird janitor guy came in the john while I was using it - and just stood there smiling at me while I finished.
Man 2: If I ever see him in there, I make a u turn and run to another.
Man 1: I think I need counseling after that.
When two beautiful ladies lick up opposite sides of a hard penis and when they reach the top, they transition into a hot girl girl French kiss!
It was so hot when Ginger and MaryAnn did that Lady and the Tramp move while sucking off the Professor!
Walk of Shame in a nursing home, where the visitor uses a walker to get back to their own room after hooking up in another resident's room. They may or may not remember if it was a one nighter or not.
Nurse 1: Blanch wasn't in her room this morning.
Nurse 2: last night she was visiting Norman in his room.
Nurse 1: oh- here she comes now, doing the Walker of Shame back to her room.
Nurse 2: look at that smile! Maybe I should sign up for Norm's sponge bath!