A fork of Rural Dictionary
A phenomenon seen in many sci-fi movies/TV programs by which any damage to a spaceship (regardless of location) is seen as sparks and/or fire in the bridge/command center of said spacecraft. First experiences with the effect were on the bridge of the USS Enterprise, piloted by the illustrious/infamous Captain James T. Kirk of Starfleet Command (hence the name).
Scotty: We've 'ad an 'it on on the most unimportant part of the ship Cap'in. I can' hold her! Kirk: Oh god, the sparks and/or fire are/is everywhere!!1 We're experienceing one hell of an Enterprise Effect.
An archaic term dating at least to the 1860's meaning to tease sexually but not satisfy (see blueballing). Can be used for both males and females.
Lord Daft Wager: I say, your wife certainly jewgagged me something fierce last night in the closet at the costume ball. Buzzkillington: That wasn't my wife, that was me old chap. Lord Daft Wager: Blasted costumes...